It started in the living room every weekday afternoon
Gilligan the Skipper too and Arthur Fonzarelli
Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, My Three Sons, Car 54.
MTV has Pauly Shore. Where's Valerie Bertinelli?
Yogi Bear and Snuggle Tooth
Daffy Duck and Scooby Doo
Poppa Smurf, Mr. Magoo, Peanut Butter and Jelly
Charles In Charge, The Facts Of Life, The Jeffersons and Family Ties
Quantum Leap, Miami Vice and Arthur Fonzarelli
Why can't they all be like Arthur Fonzarelli
All my heroes are on TV and they're the ones who raised me
I arrive home every afternoon, a dry bowl of CocoaPuffs and watch cartoons
Big time wrestling, news at nine
Life from New York it's Satruday Night
Shazam Yabba dabba doo Dyn-o-mite
Sit too close and you might go blind
Why can't they all be like Arthur Fonzarelli?
Whatever happened to Valerie Bertinelli?
Where are you? We need you Arthur Fonzarelli.
We miss you. Come home soon Valerie Bertinelli.
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